1. Late thirties Indian man with Charlie Chaplin moustache...
I'm minding my own business, reading the newspaper on the very crowded bus... keep in mind, I'm only on the bus for the 15mins from work to home. That's all.. and yet, God, or those crazy people up there who like to laugh at me... chose my 15mins... to put this man on my bus... so that he can start throwing his arms in the air and start muttering.... which after one odd look, I ignore successfully... but then, this man starts, in a rather loud voice, using all the necessary profanity that always accompanies craziness... "i'd like to do you, i'd like to do your boobs... I like to do prostitutes... I like to do prostitutes who look like you..."
WAIT a sec - PROSTITUTES that look like me???!!! sorry... back to the incident...
So I can't contain myself... I find this hilarious... and of course... all the people who can hear him, but in pure Englishness - ignore him completely... look at me like the crazy person for laughing. Off the bus in shame.
2. Been nice on the street...
So the week before last, I had a really bad day... this hippie chick sitting outside the MTV building got the worst of it. She approached me: "Hey, do you have a minute... have you ever thought about modeling?".... I almost punched her.... thought she was taking the mic... I'm four foot nothing... are you insane?! So on reflection... I don't think she was actually taking the mic. She meant tv ads/presenting. She said that... but now... I've put bad karma into the atmosphere... and I really don't want it to come back to me. So i've been super nice to all the fundraisers and street people.... Can you stop karma coming back with good deeds?! Hope so.
3. Slightly very very very awkward boy at work sends e-mail to wish me a good weekend?! Not reading anything into it.
4. I love love love that Georgia pulled out of the Eurovision competition because they won't change the lyrics of their "I don't want a Putin" song... I love that they have a "I don't want a Putin song..." Russians such big bullies! And what's the big deal with Eurovision? Why are the British all whining about never doing well in it? It's a song competition? Get over it.
5. Started spanish lessons... I now know the alphabet... and that amarillo = yellow, raton = mouse.... and casa = house. Perhaps I could say yellow mouse in my house... First time I've ever heard about "Catalan?" language which Wiki describes as developed from "vulgar latin" lol.. They also speak that in parts of Spain. Looking forward to next class, and lovely new Hungarian classmates.
6. One of my buddies keeps running into psycho girls who tell him that they are the best thing that ever happened to him, that he shouldn't waste the opportunity and then one tries to strangle him??!! I love it.
7. Can't believe that Fox news asked viewers to campaign to write an apology letter to Golden Browney & the United Kingdom because of the toy helicopter Obama & family gave to Brown. Right wing should be cut off... surely we can fly with just the left wing...?!
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