Memo: To All Nigerians of Igbo Origin


Dear All Nigerians of Igbo Origin,

Hello,
Yes, it's lovely to meet you.
Yes, that's my real name.
No, I'm not from Nigeria.
Yes, I know why you're giggling.
Yes, I know what it means in the Igbo language.
No, I don't find it particularly entertaining.
Yes, I'm glad you're tickled.

However, I would really appreciate it if you didn't snicker every time we meet. It's really not that funny.

Thank you kindly,

Yours sincerely,

"Ass" or as I prefer Nyash

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